Sponge bath it is.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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