Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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