He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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