Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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