Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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