ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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