omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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