Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
