it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Randomize
