can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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