Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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