what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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