Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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