At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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