No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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