Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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