Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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