I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i just had sex bonerless
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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