I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you like me you must not know who I am
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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