Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
As shirtless as possible
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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