yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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