Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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