Whod you bang
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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