It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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