Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This is my gift to your gina
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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