You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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