Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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