escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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