But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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