i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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