No period for spring break; use this wisely.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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