...so i touched it.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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