There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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