took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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