Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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