I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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