Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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