I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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