Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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