in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Do vagina's smell?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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