well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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