we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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