Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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