I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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