So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't make out with my wife yet
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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