Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
