i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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