No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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