D3 body, D1 cock
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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