He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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