I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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